• Gym( ) Tan(✓) Laundry( )

    The Jersey Shore ladies check off their to-do list while shooting their show’s second season in Miami… WHAT is this show about exactly? TTLY, Conrad...
  • New Video: The XX “Islands”

    Hhhmmm, it took me till the middle of the video to really start liking and getting the whole repetitive thing, but I think I like this video. What do you all think?… TTLY, Conrad...
  • Extra Extra Gallery Provides Just That, Extra!

    I’m going to be honest with you,...
  • What A Nice Ass Day

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER and non-translucent.) I took these yesterday, but really it’s the same shit today. Just another nice ass day! TTLY, Conrad...
  • Fishtown Gets Yarn Bombed!

    You all have heard of yarn bombing before, right? Well if not, its exactly what you see… yarn graffiti. There’s even a yarn bombing blog. As silly as it is, you really can’t walk past it without it lifting you a bit and leaving you with a big smile...
  • Ke$ha Steals Peaches’ Lazer Keyboard And Uses It On SNL

    Top photo: Ke$ha on SNL, last Saturday night. Bottom photo: Peaches at the TLA in Philadelphia, back in September 2009. These are pretty crap photos, but you can see Ke$ha’s SNL “performance” HERE, and Peaches TLA Philadelphia performance HERE (by the way, this is my Gang interview, Gang opened for...
  • More Choachella: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Zac, Vanessa, Lindsay, Michelle, Katy, Dita, And Anne

    I wonder what Katy and Dita talked about? I wonder if Lindsay knows that people stopped caring years ago? I wonder if Michelle got any sweet pussy that night? I wonder what I’d do if Jay-Z and Beyonce broke up? I wonder very little about Anne, she’s a bit...
  • Agyness Deyn Pulls A Britney At Coachella

    Wanna-be super model, Agyness Deyn, sports her new Britney look at Coachella, hhhmmmm. What’d you all think?… TTLY, Conrad...
  • Solange, Dita, Katy, Adrian, Paris, Scott, John and Danny At Coachella

    Dita Von Teese is a God!! She just gave me a gay boner, there, I said it! Coachella’s bring out ALLLL the dumb-ass celebrities, and there are just too my photos/people to comment on them all, so… What you all think? Anything you find interesting?! Let me know… TTLY,...
  • I Don’t Get It: Is Kelly Osbourne Trying To Look Like She’s A Loner High School Freshmen?

    According to my Hipster Style Map, Kelly Osbourne’s awkwardly rocking this late 2007 vintage look with hair, that unfortunately, just reminds me of Dame Edna, today, at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA. Poor Kelly, maybe you’re too next level for us, and we’re just not there yet…...
  • I’m Not No Expert Or Nothin’, But I Think Kate Gosselin Got Some Work Done

    -Weird tense smile -Unmoving brow area -A little bit of fame, and some money and pride to go with it The facts line up to support me, it looks like Kate Gosselin took some money out of one of her eight kids’ college fund to help pay for a...
  • Philadelphia/Philadelphians At Sunset On Sansom Street

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER and non-translucent.) Yesterday, I stood outside my work, at 13th and Sansom streets, for about 10 minutes and took tons of photos of people walking through this, truly, GLORIOUS ban of light that streams down Sansom street as the sun sets. This only happens...
  • Storm’s A Brewin’

    (CLICK on photos to see them LARGER) TTLY, Conrad...
  • Is It Just Me, Or Is This Airport-Closing Volcanic Ash Cloud Over France Like The Beginning Of A Stephen King Novel?

    These are photos of an empty-as-hell Charles-de-Gaulle airport in Paris, France today, as flights are indefinitely delayed until the volcanic ash cloud that’s hovering over northern Europe goes away, or the world ends, whichever comes first. TTLY, Conrad...
  • I Don’t Get It: Chace Crawford. Period.

    Anyone like him? I really just don’t get it. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Philly Phanatic Dresses In Drag As Lady Gaga

    HAhahahahhahahahaha…. LOVE IT!! TTLY, Conrad...
  • Miss Tila (Perviously Tila Tiquila) Strips Around L.A. To Promote New Single

    Dear old “friend”, did you have to change your name because you’re such a slut now? Noooooo, you were always a slut… Well, good luck Tila, I hope you sell dozens of whatever clumsy ass auto-tuned club music you’re trying to sell. Honestly, I didn’t even know you made...
  • Tea Party Activists* Target PA’s Arlen Specter

    *Do “activists” protest from beach chairs? I don’t know, but I can NOT start taking these people seriously until they at least stand up!! First of all, these Tea Party people should take 2 days off from Fox News and take a civics class. I mean really F.U.P.A. woman (fat...
  • I Don’t Get It: Is Maggie Gyllenhaal Mainstream Or Indie?

    I mean, she looks indie: tasseled hair, mixed up patterns in her dress and cardigan, weird face, Daria boots. She definitely does NOT look mainstream. However, she keeps doing mainstream things: Batman, getting nominated for an Oscar, Batman. And most startling to me for some reason, she’s only the 2nd...
  • I Don’t Get It: How Is Jessica Simpson Fat?

    No really, I don’t get it. I think she looks good. I mean she looks a bit retarded in that first picture, but she always looked a bit retarded. I mean, wasn’t that always kinda her gimmick? Do people still say gimmick? I’m going to bed… TTLY, Conrad...
  • Springageddon in Philadelphia!!

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER!!) It’s SPRING y’all!! CLICK BELOW to see some more photos of Spring in Philadelphia…...
  • Which Casually Dressed “Celebrity” (Using That Word Loosely Here) Would You Rather Punch?

    Kristin Cavallari or Paris Hilton? I guess the square black leather purse is HOT this Spring/Summer for the lady that wants to be famous, but has no discernable talent… Anyway, back to the question at hand, I think I’d rather punch Kristin Cavallari, at least Paris had to work (a...
  • Sampan In Gayborhood Gets Newer Gayer Exterior

    Sampan, on 13th street between Walnut and Sansom streets, just got a new exterior, and I LOVE it. Right now, it doesn’t light up at night, however, I bet that’s changing too. Lights behind this wall would make me flip my shit. Sorry, I love when streets in Philadelphia...
  • Morning Y’all…

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) My allergies are BBAACCKK, and I woke up sneezing immediately and within 5 minutes I had a dumb ass bloody nose… “FUCK you too, Spring!” Aside from all that, I hope you have a wonderful day. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Katy Perry And Russell Brand In NYC

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) I’m pretty sure Russell Brand still fucking erks me out. I just feel like an En Vogue song is always playing in his head. I mean, those boots, that espresso cup, what? Didn’t Katy Perry write a song about guys like him? I mean,...
  • Lady Gaga’s Crazy Ass Lands In Tokyo

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) Are those fake Japanese tattoos on her arm? Weird… As my grandmother would say, “God bless’er!” TTLY, Conrad...
  • Phillies Opening Day

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER and non-translucent) Welcome back!! TTLY, Conrad...
  • Philly Spring Cleanup

    (CLICK photos to see them larger and non-translucent) Philly Spring Cleanup was this past Saturday, did you all participate? While I completely forgot/didn’t care my friend, photographer and Temple senior Alex Frigoletto, documented her day of service, which her lovely self just sent to me to post on Philthy Blog, with...
  • Washington Square Takes Part In International Pillow Fight Day

    (Photos 1 and 2 via; Photo 3 via) Philadelphia’s reclaiming the “Flash Mob”. However, I couldn’t make this event either because I had to work. Grabbed this video from YouTube. Looks like it was fun, did any of you go? TTLY, Conrad...
  • VIDEO: 30th Street Station Freeze

    Updated April, 4th On April 1st, a few hundred people stood frozen in various poses for 3 minutes at Philadelphia’s 30th Street Station. I wanted to go, but I had to work. These are videos I grabbed from YouTube. Did you go? Would you go if they did it again?…...
  • Philthy F1rst Friday Picks

    The weather report for First Friday reads beautiful, so that means taking a (short) break from internet tv to go see some art. I plan on starting my night at the Portside Parlor and Art Gallery in Old City. I have a hard time leaving Fishtown now that 80...
  • PA Offers Up Civil Union legislation

    Yesterday, PA stepped into the 195os and offered up some SEPARATE-BUT-(not even quite)-EQUAL Civil Union legislation, to calm gays. Yeeeaaahhh, ’cause we all know that “separate but equal” works… Pissed off, I Twittered and Facebooked to see how my fellow PA people felt about Gay Marriage, and to no...
  • Flash Mob Scheduled For Tomorrow At 30th Street Station

    Well, kinda… Urban Playground has organized a friendly Flash Mob, of the sort seen more commonly around the world (and all over YouTube). The 30th Street Station Freeze, as the event is being called, is really just copying THIS famous Improv Everywhere event that took place in...
  • NEW VIDEO: MGMT “Flash Delirium”

    I’m LOVING MGMT’s new album. (Which, by the way, you can listen in it’s entirety HERE.) And the first video off their sophomore album, Congratulations, for “Flash Delirium” continues that love. Check it out… What do you all think?! I want to know, leave a comment… TTLY, Conrad...
  • Get Mugged At Rocket Cat Cafe

    Hey y’all, just a quick little update before you read this post: I’m happy to announce a little addition to Philthy Blog :). Yes, another blogger… Welcome, Ms. Andrea McGinty!! Andrea helped me out a lot with my F1rst Friday November post, and going forward she’s going...
  • Sunsets And Walls Of Clouds

    Just thought this looked crazy… That’s all. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Abandoned Big-Ass Weave Becomes Drunken Tourist Attraction

    Found at 13th and Sansom streets at around 1am tonight, this gigantic-ass nasty weave left me wondering, just where could it have come from? Was it the remanence of a lady brawl? A tardily abandoned fashion peux pas, that someone’s...
  • Springtime Sunset

    Sunset, today. TTLY, Conrad...
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  • March Showers Bring… April Showers, Fuck

    Side note: Today is the PERFECT day to leave Fleetwood Mac on shuffle. Just sayin’. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Oh, Right… I DO Love Living In Philadelphia

    Thanks Spring, for the reminder. 🙂 To see TONS TONS more photos from the fucking AWESOME weather we had over the weekend, CLICK BELOW…...
  • Flash Mobs Return To South Street: 2 Reasons Why?

    Flash Mob protesters for nationalized healthcare were seen tearin’ up South Street last night. Wait, no… These were just some young ass kids all hyped up after their free water ice from Rita’s . THANKS Rita’s. Anyway, these are some videos of the Flash Mob that I found...
  • On And Around I-95 In The Springtime

    Don’t have much free time today, but took a few photos on my walk home from school I though you’d might like. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Broad Street Fire

    While this fire at Broad and Sansom streets last night was impossible to get to (EVERYTHING was blocked off and police were shouting at me for standing as close as I was), I DID get some cool video of all...
  • Hilary White – Alter – Jinxed

    THIS is a seriously fucking awesome show. If you haven’t been to Jinxed yet this month, GO NOW. The show’s up till March 31st! Oh, and you may remember that I interveiwed Hilary White back in May 2009, at her...
  • People/Places/&Things I Saw On A Walk From Chinatown To Fishtown

    CLICK BELOW to see more…...
  • Raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy Daze

    “Stay dry…” I hate that everyone thinks that THAT is a funny thing to say EVERY time it rains. HA. ha… ha. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Philadelphia Skyline Looses It’s Head

    The skyline looks mad funny like this. I don’t love this angle. There was a PERFECT angle of the skyline looking like this from the El, around the Spring Garden exist, but I didn’t have my camera on me today. I...
  • Philadelphia ZOO!

    TONS TONS TONS more photos (and my FAVORITE is at the end), click below…...
  • Oh, So That’s Why It’s Called “Sketch”

    So, Louisa and I headed to Sketch on Girard ave., last night, for the first time in months (we’ve been on a pretty serious El Camino kick for a few months, anyway…) we never realized just how many drawling are on all their walls! All drawn by customers, each table has...