-Weird tense smile
-Unmoving brow area
-A little bit of fame, and some money and pride to go with it

The facts line up to support me, it looks like Kate Gosselin took some money out of one of her eight kids’ college fund to help pay for a newer, better(?) look. And while her gigantic parted bangs WOULD perfectly hide any amount of surgical scares, I think it’s just a little Botox… for now anyway.

I REALLY hope my generation gives up on this whole plastic surgery thing, because no matter how little you get, or how much better YOU think you look, you always just look the same as everyone else whose gotten plastic surgery. It’s kind of like Down Syndrome in that sense, except that, at least people with Down Syndrome can smile right.

TTLY, Conrad