I wonder what Katy and Dita talked about? I wonder if Lindsay knows that people stopped caring years ago? I wonder if Michelle got any sweet pussy that night? I wonder what I’d do if Jay-Z and Beyonce broke up? I wonder very little about Anne, she’s a bit boring. I wonder what was on Vanessa’s iPhone, and why I just assume she’s a big bitch (I mean though, COME ON!! She DOES look like a big ass bitch to you too, right?) I wonder…

TTLY, Conrad