Dear old “friend”, did you have to change your name because you’re such a slut now? Noooooo, you were always a slut… Well, good luck Tila, I hope you sell dozens of whatever clumsy ass auto-tuned club music you’re trying to sell. Honestly, I didn’t even know you made music, I mean, I guess you probably really don’t, but you know what I’m saying.

TTLY, Conrad