• Hot and Bothered

    I love the heat and hate the cold. I’m also a little drastic when it comes to exercise, and doctors have told me that my pain tolerance is superhuman. So this past winter, when it was freezing and snowing, and I did everything I could think of to stay...
  • Dan Carcillo Finds This Ridiculous

    Dan Carcillo, best known for missing body parts and kind of looking like Mandy Patinkin, has just become the second ex-Philadelphia athlete to teach us all a thing or two from several hundred miles away. ...
  • Summertime And The Swimming Is Easy

      I don’t have an air conditioner, I never have and I’ve survived every hot and muggy Philly summer so far. This summer is the toughest. Of course I could easily run out to Target and pick up a window unit of cold air heaven, but at this point...
  • Kevin Kolb Leaves Philly in a Fit of Insults

    But if you are offended by Kevin's words, just remember that he has a dumb mustache and probably won't amount to anything....
  • Shane Victorino Needs You, Philadelphia

    He is baseball at its Hawaiianest. And he deserves your love....
  • Black Thursday

    There are still faces on the franchise, despite two of them being ripped off; better, uglier faces....
  • Analyzing Plaxico Burress’ Hat

    IF WE CAN'T MOVE SOCIETY FORWARD BY LOOKING AT EACH OTHER'S HATS, THEN WE ARE DOOMED....
  • How to React to Chase Utley’s Return

    I can tell you with eerie certainty that he has never looked better. Nor has his wife and dog. In fact, everybody in the Utley household is at the top of their game....
  • Here Comes Soccer

    It's called "Soccer Night in America," and you can't stop it, no matter how much you don't pay attention....