Sports

So as the Wells Fargo Center fills with orange and the newly healed Chris Pronger glides around the ice like a flying serial killer, there is a simple philosophy that is set to inspire both of the arena's inhabitants in either sport: A win's a win....

The Philly sportscape is on the rise at the moment, but like all good things, it hasn't come without horrifying casualties....

The announcer follows the anecdote up with another; but this one is about how if the Wildcats don't stop losing, the players will probably go insane....

It's hard to leave Philadelphia. Not like "New Jersey" hard, where they don't charge you to come in but then demand money if you try to leave....

People leave a baseball game early because they think they know what is going to happen. Fans stay at the game because they know that anything can....

Some cities aren't as liberal as Philadelphia. But that isn't stopping the Phillies and Macy's from extending a challenge to those of us forever crouched over our sewing machines, fingers quivering with desire. ...

At this point, I realized the paper bag I was breathing into was full of spray paint, so the fact that my hand was still doing the things my brain was telling it to was pretty incredible....

This is just what it looks like when it wants to have sex. We're not allowed to show you it in mid-kill....

Using my powers of telekinesis, I can also answer the question currently clanging off the insides of your human head: Yes, I am staring at you right now....