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Oops, you got a little... you're dribbling a bit of bile from you... no, don't use your sleeve--ah, forget it....
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With two teams in the playoffs, Philadelphia is finding it difficult to care about anything else right now. The Phillies won? Call us when they’re 13 games up. New footage of the duck boat crash was released? Who… the fuck wants to see that? Kids missed that orthodontist appointment?...
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There's no reason not to be optimistic, unless you're somebody who allows problems, analysis, and history affect your opinions....
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The Penguins put their skirts on last night, but not their dainty ballet skirts. They slipped on their classiest gowns and came out with the intent to not go quietly....
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The key to their success? Relentless athleticism. Concentrated support. And as always, Peter Laviolette being seconds away from a vicious crime....
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Somewhere between protecting their eggs from the harsh Arctic cold and learning to play hockey, Penguins became a whiny, detestable pack of Pennsylvanian jerkbags. And there's not a thing Morgan Freeman could narrate them doing that could change that....
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And that was your Eagles this year: A nice idea, but in the end... what the fuck?...
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The Flyers need you to help them set the bar high on 2012. Otherwise, we'll just keep being dominant with the occasional humiliating loss. ...
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"It'll be tough," the quarterback continued. "But we'll have to find a way to outfuck ourselves against them."...