Eagles

And that was your Eagles this year: A nice idea, but in the end... what the fuck?...

"It'll be tough," the quarterback continued. "But we'll have to find a way to outfuck ourselves against them."...

What went wrong, exactly? Well, "exactly" is a hard word to answer to. So let's back off a bit and ask "What went wrong, probably?"...

Sadly, the players seem to have Andy's back....

Better latch on now, before it hurts too much to breathe....

We feel so much better. Glad we hashed all that out. And now for a life time of shameful denial and tunnel vision....

Someone was smiling upon Philadelphia.  The Phillies were winning, the Eagles were signing, the Sixers weren’t playing… all was right.  All was calm. Then, that smile became a murderous frown.  Yesterday afternoon, the world grew weary of Philadelphia’s success and began it’s natural rejection of happiness in the Delware...

But if you are offended by Kevin's words, just remember that he has a dumb mustache and probably won't amount to anything....

This is just what it looks like when it wants to have sex. We're not allowed to show you it in mid-kill....