"What's the worst that could happen?" Why do people even ask that anymore? Its like inviting Michael Vick to get busted for a child-fighting ring....

She was kind enough to welcome me into her lovely home, so naturally I have rifled through her things....

There is nothing sexier than forcing two best friends fight to a graphic, slaughterous death....

Rex Ryan is trying to channel the Bullies' essence in an intersport 'tude-heist across time....

Brett Myers, ex-Phillies pitcher, current Astros pitcher, and sort of like that douchey older brother of one of your friends who bought you your first beers, but charged you $30 for a six pack of Natty and drank two of them on the way home....

As they roast like pigs in the hot Bethlehem sun, their flesh and guts staining the newly seeded grass, we see the roots of a football season beginning to sprout into a team of impassioned, sort of uppity, and intriguingly violent Eagles....

Last week, we discussed "justice," a little. This time, our theme takes a more sympathetic turn, as we put down our hammers and unclench our fists to offer a comforting, yet still frustrated, pat on the shoulder to our topics....

Getting dropped off in Philly can be kind of intrusive....

In the end, that's what the NBA is all about, right? Having fun. And destroying entire cities with a one-hour special revolving around a single sentence. Also, money. Ungodly amounts of it....