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Today Is The Day. The Polls Are Open From 7AM To 8PM. If You Are In Line At 8PM, Even If You Are In The Back Of The Line At 8PM, You Have The Right To Vote. Even If They Say You’re Not Registered, You Have The Right To...
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Was It Just The PPL Around Me Or Was Everyone In The City Talking ABT This Pinata All Weekend? “Did U Hear ABT The Pinata?” “Did U See The Pinata?” “I Saw The Pinata, It’s Fucking Huge.” “I Wanted To Go See The Pinata But I Had To Work.”...
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I’ll Be Posting All Kinds Of Shit (Newz+ Photos+ Videos) Tonight, Tomorrow And The Next Day Covering The Election. I’ll Also Be Calling My Mom And Dad To Remind Them That Obama Is Not A Muslim/Socialist/Terrorist And That He’s Here To Help… And More Importantly Lower Taxes For The...
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Sarah Palin, “I Will Shore Up The Strategies That We Need To Win These Wars In Iraq And Iran“: I Don’t Know If This Is Proof That Sarah Palin Is Incompetent… Or Just A Freudian Slip… Proof That She Already Knows That We Are Going To War With Iran. That...
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Ew, No More Kutcher! So… Many… World… Series… Commercials… Can’t… Stop… Watching… Want… New… Camera… Damn… It’s… Working!!! Ok But SRSLY, This Is “Official Legal Tender” According To Celebrity-Cash.com, The Site Where These Celebrity Dollar Bills Are Sold… BTW, They Cost $4.75 Plus Shipping. Why Would Anyone Ever Buy...
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The Asteroids Galaxy Tour – Around The Bend TTLY, Conrad...
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Sarah Palin Gets Pranked By A Pair Of Canadian Radio Host Who Call Themselves The Masked Avengers. The ‘Avengers’ Call Her Up Claiming To Be French President Nicolas Sarkozy, She Falls For It And Hilarity Ensues: TTLY, Conrad...
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Remember When I Said Teen Wolf Should “RMX Britney Spears’ Womanizer Into Something I Can Dance To”? Well They Just Sent Me A Present! Yup, A RMX Of Britney Spears’ Womanizer… And It’s SRSLY Good. Download It Free Here TTLY, Conrad...
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Are U Fucking Kidding Me?!?: This Reminds Me Way Too Much Of The Onion’s “Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election” Back From Earlier This Year: How Does This Happen? I’ve Never Been To An ATM That, When I Hit $20, It Gives Me $100. I’ve Never Been...
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Once Upon A Time There Was A Widely Popular African-American Politician. He Inspired Hope, And Represented Change. Going Into Election Day He Held A Huge Lead In The Polls, Then… The White Guy Won. The Bradley Effect (Wikipedia) Boils Down To White PPL Who Tell Pollsters That They Will Vote...
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New M.I.A.!!! It’s Called Shells: What Do U All Think? TTLY, Conrad...
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… OMG, I Just Came Back From Broad Street… It Was Insane With People… There Were Random Fireworks… PPL Screaming “Obama!”… So Much… I’m Drunk… I’ll Blog Tomorrow! TTLY, Conrad P.s. Photo From Flickr, And Video From YouTube… SRSLY, I’m Too Drunk To Try And Link Anything....
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-Created By Hebiclens (Flickr) In Philadelphia, Voters R Allowed To Wear Materials Endorsing Their Candidates When They Go Into The Polling Place To Vote. They May Not Actively Campaign, And Must Leave The Polling Place Once They R Finished Voting. Poll Workers, Watchers And Candidates With A Watcher’s Certificate R...
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“Debates” ’08! Every Election Boils Down To A Few Talking Points… “Topics” Fabricated By Each Campaign To Highlight Their Candidate’s Strengths, And To Spread Confusion And Fear Around Their Opposing Candidate’s Views. The Mainstream Newz Marries Their Headlines With The Talking Points Laid Out By The Campaigns...
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… Do U Think Dreyfus Reads Philthy Blog? But SRSLY, Every Once In A While I Feel A Breath Of Fresh Air From The Mainstream… Dreyfus’ Fresh Air Included Him Talking ABT: -How His New Move W. Is Only 6/8 Of A Good Movie (He Thinks That The Film Is Too Easy On George...
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The Phils Killed Tampa Bay 10-2 Yesterday… And Even I’m Pretty Pumped ABT It! The Phillies Last Home Game Is Tonight, And If They Win This Game, They Will Have Won Their First World Series Since 1980… And Will Be The First Major League Sports Team In Philadelphia To...
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… So, How Long Till This Bitch In Some Rap Songs? (BTW, I Rarely Use The B— Word Because I Think It’s Dumb To Use… But I Think This Lady Deserves It.) It’s All In The Headline… Check Out Michele Bachmann On Hardball: What’s Worse Than This Spotlight-Humping Congresswoman’s...
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“Nazi’s For McCain/Palin”, Family Guy: “Homer Tries To Vote For Obama”, The Simpsoms: Here’s That “Asshole” Thing I Was Talking ABT… Obama Supporter Calls Out Fox News For Being In McCain’s Pocket: TTLY, Conrad...
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Internet Vs. Lobbyist (Part I): Lobbyist Win! Australia Plans To Begin Trials Of Internet Firewalls To Protect Aussie Kids From Internet Dangers, Such As Porn… And To Protect Aussie Adults From “Illegal Material.” (I Can’t Wait For The Courts To Interpret That Vague Phrase In 20 Or So Years.)...
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Some Kids Try To Block Palin’s Motorcade… She’s Totally Like A Red State Beetle Y’All: Embedded video from CNN VideoTTLY, Conrad Photo Credit: Mr. Brainwash...
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WTF, 2 SNL Posts Back-To-Back… I Need To Do Another Conrad’s Teez. SNL Open, October 18th 2008: Amy Poehler’s Palin Rap (I SRSLY Watched This 5x In A Row): TTLY, Conrad...
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SNL Has Been Flawless Lately… Seeing Their Highest Ratings In Nearly A Decade. And W/ Their Instantly Iconic Portrayals Of This Election Season, They Have Been Able To Throw Harder Punches At McCain And His Kooky Supporters Than Obama Could Ever Afford To Do Politically. And It’s All Because Of Episodes Like This...
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Phillies Go To World Series! Sparking Crazy “Midnight Parades” (YouTube) All Over The City… (Gettin’ On That Bandwagon) And… Presidential Debate III: “Read My Lips!” Miss The Debate? Watch It Over At Hulu.com So I Gots Work All Day Today… I Know Right, I Do More Than Just Blog…...
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But Keith Olbermann Had Me Worrying: If A President Obama Was Assassinated In The Future… Would We Have To Blame The Way John McCain Is Running His Campaign Today? With PPL Calling For Obama’s Death… SRSLY… At McCain/Palin Rallies… Do We Need To Be Worrying ABT A President Obama‘s Safety… Already? And Why Aren’t...
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The Moral Compass Of The Republican Presidential Ticket, Sarah Palin, Was Found Guilty Of Ethics Violations In Her Abuse-Of-Power (Or “Trooper Gate”) Investigation. (MSNBC) What Does Palin Have To Say For Herself: “Well Gosh Darn It, I Didn’t Break Any Laws… Joe Six-Pack, I Didn’t Break Any Laws! Maverick! Maverick! Maverick!” No,...
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U Know How I Don’t Like To Talk ABT Other PPL’s Blogs, Right? It’s Gotten Me In Some Trouble Before And I’m Trying To Change My Ways, Let PPL Be People, U Know? But… There’s This Blog Called Pamplepuss Or SMTHNG… They Post Photos From Fashions Shows And Parties...
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I Totally Stole This From Kewl Dude’s Blog ATTACKTHAT! (Check It Out.) TTLY, Conrad...
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Fun Photo Shoot W/ Kathryn Borbas This Weekend… Exploration Of Aesthetic. (Blogger) Shirt, Of Course, Is From Print Liberation… TTLY, Conrad...
