Are U Fucking Kidding Me?!?:

This Reminds Me Way Too Much Of The Onion’s “Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election” Back From Earlier This Year:

 

How Does This Happen?

I’ve Never Been To An ATM That, When I Hit $20, It Gives Me $100. I’ve Never Been To A Vending Machine That, When I Hit C5 For Sun Chips, It Gives Me A3 For Lifesavers. I’ve Never Been To A WaWa That, When I Order A Cheese Hoagie, I Get A Meatball Sub.

It’s Difficult To Imagine These Problems Occur Every Presidential Voting Year Naturally. Maybe The Onion Is On To Something…

TTLY, Conrad