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"It'll be tough," the quarterback continued. "But we'll have to find a way to outfuck ourselves against them."...

The age of the slam dunking rabbits in Philadelphia is supremely, ultimately, and irreversibly complete....

What went wrong, exactly? Well, "exactly" is a hard word to answer to. So let's back off a bit and ask "What went wrong, probably?"...

Whoa, whoa! Calm down, Kimmo! It's just a game! Ha, ha, ha. Just kidding. Kill everybody....

Sadly, the players seem to have Andy's back....

Better latch on now, before it hurts too much to breathe....

We feel so much better. Glad we hashed all that out. And now for a life time of shameful denial and tunnel vision....

Do what you normally do when your friends are talking to you and pretend you're on a yacht with rich, intelligent, sexy people who actually respect you....

Someone was smiling upon Philadelphia.  The Phillies were winning, the Eagles were signing, the Sixers weren’t playing… all was right.  All was calm. Then, that smile became a murderous frown.  Yesterday afternoon, the world grew weary of Philadelphia’s success and began it’s natural rejection of happiness in the Delware...