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The announcer follows the anecdote up with another; but this one is about how if the Wildcats don't stop losing, the players will probably go insane....
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It's hard to leave Philadelphia. Not like "New Jersey" hard, where they don't charge you to come in but then demand money if you try to leave....
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People leave a baseball game early because they think they know what is going to happen. Fans stay at the game because they know that anything can....
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Some cities aren't as liberal as Philadelphia. But that isn't stopping the Phillies and Macy's from extending a challenge to those of us forever crouched over our sewing machines, fingers quivering with desire. ...
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At this point, I realized the paper bag I was breathing into was full of spray paint, so the fact that my hand was still doing the things my brain was telling it to was pretty incredible....
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This is just what it looks like when it wants to have sex. We're not allowed to show you it in mid-kill....
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Using my powers of telekinesis, I can also answer the question currently clanging off the insides of your human head: Yes, I am staring at you right now....
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Michael Vick has cybernetic legs that can sense trouble. Or at least an incoming linebacker....
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But it wouldn't be a true Philadelphia sports victory if other people in other places weren't suffering in some public, humiliating fashion (other than the Giants I mean; you can assume if Philly succeeds in any way, New York crumbles a mite)....