Home Tags Michael Vick

Tag: Michael Vick

Eagles Apologize for Dominant, Encouraging Win

"It'll be tough," the quarterback continued. "But we'll have to find a way to outfuck ourselves against them."

So the Eagles are Terrible

What went wrong, exactly? Well, "exactly" is a hard word to answer to. So let's back off a bit and ask "What went wrong, probably?"

How Are We Supposed to Feel: Vick Returns to Atlanta

We feel so much better. Glad we hashed all that out. And now for a life time of shameful denial and tunnel vision.

Michael Vick Will Save Us

Michael Vick has cybernetic legs that can sense trouble. Or at least an incoming linebacker.

I Don’t Care Who Started It

I don't want to call it "road rage," but I am an inconsolable wreck constantly on the verge of tears while operating a motor vehicle.

Phreak Show: Everything’s Fine

In the end, that's what the NBA is all about, right? Having fun. And destroying entire cities with a one-hour special revolving around a single sentence. Also, money. Ungodly amounts of it.