Eagles

This is just what it looks like when it wants to have sex. We're not allowed to show you it in mid-kill....

Michael Vick has cybernetic legs that can sense trouble. Or at least an incoming linebacker....

I don't want to call it "road rage," but I am an inconsolable wreck constantly on the verge of tears while operating a motor vehicle. ...

It could be hardest on the zebras....

The people of New Jersey are now proud constituents of a brand new offensive tackle/state representative, which makes for some of the coolest business cards ever customized....

She was kind enough to welcome me into her lovely home, so naturally I have rifled through her things....

There is nothing sexier than forcing two best friends fight to a graphic, slaughterous death....

Rex Ryan is trying to channel the Bullies' essence in an intersport 'tude-heist across time....

Brett Myers, ex-Phillies pitcher, current Astros pitcher, and sort of like that douchey older brother of one of your friends who bought you your first beers, but charged you $30 for a six pack of Natty and drank two of them on the way home....