phillies

It's hard to leave Philadelphia. Not like "New Jersey" hard, where they don't charge you to come in but then demand money if you try to leave....

People leave a baseball game early because they think they know what is going to happen. Fans stay at the game because they know that anything can....

Some cities aren't as liberal as Philadelphia. But that isn't stopping the Phillies and Macy's from extending a challenge to those of us forever crouched over our sewing machines, fingers quivering with desire. ...

I don't want to call it "road rage," but I am an inconsolable wreck constantly on the verge of tears while operating a motor vehicle. ...

The people of New Jersey are now proud constituents of a brand new offensive tackle/state representative, which makes for some of the coolest business cards ever customized....

Behind him, Doug Collins' wife sobbed gently into her hands as she realized their children would once again be raised by herself and an empty chair at the dinner table....

She was kind enough to welcome me into her lovely home, so naturally I have rifled through her things....

There is nothing sexier than forcing two best friends fight to a graphic, slaughterous death....

Rex Ryan is trying to channel the Bullies' essence in an intersport 'tude-heist across time....