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But if you are offended by Kevin's words, just remember that he has a dumb mustache and probably won't amount to anything....
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There is nothing sexier than forcing two best friends fight to a graphic, slaughterous death....
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As they roast like pigs in the hot Bethlehem sun, their flesh and guts staining the newly seeded grass, we see the roots of a football season beginning to sprout into a team of impassioned, sort of uppity, and intriguingly violent Eagles....
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In the end, that's what the NBA is all about, right? Having fun. And destroying entire cities with a one-hour special revolving around a single sentence. Also, money. Ungodly amounts of it....
But if you are offended by Kevin's words, just remember that he has a dumb mustache and probably won't amount to anything....
