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I’ll Be Posting All Kinds Of Shit (Newz+ Photos+ Videos) Tonight, Tomorrow And The Next Day Covering The Election. I’ll Also Be Calling My Mom And Dad To Remind Them That Obama Is Not A Muslim/Socialist/Terrorist And That He’s Here To Help… And More Importantly Lower Taxes For The...

Ew, No More Kutcher! So… Many… World… Series… Commercials… Can’t… Stop… Watching… Want… New… Camera… Damn… It’s… Working!!! Ok But SRSLY, This Is “Official Legal Tender” According To Celebrity-Cash.com, The Site Where These Celebrity Dollar Bills Are Sold… BTW, They Cost $4.75 Plus Shipping. Why Would Anyone Ever Buy...

Are U Fucking Kidding Me?!?: This Reminds Me Way Too Much Of The Onion’s “Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election” Back From Earlier This Year:   How Does This Happen? I’ve Never Been To An ATM That, When I Hit $20, It Gives Me $100. I’ve Never Been...

Once Upon A Time There Was A Widely Popular African-American Politician. He Inspired Hope, And Represented Change. Going Into Election Day He Held A Huge Lead In The Polls, Then… The White Guy Won. The Bradley Effect (Wikipedia) Boils Down To White PPL Who Tell Pollsters That They Will Vote...

       -Created By Hebiclens (Flickr) In Philadelphia, Voters R Allowed To Wear Materials Endorsing Their Candidates When They Go Into The Polling Place To Vote. They May Not Actively Campaign, And Must Leave The Polling Place Once They R Finished Voting. Poll Workers, Watchers And Candidates With A Watcher’s Certificate R...

    “Debates” ’08! Every Election Boils Down To A Few Talking Points… “Topics” Fabricated By Each Campaign To Highlight Their Candidate’s Strengths, And To Spread Confusion And Fear Around Their Opposing Candidate’s Views. The Mainstream Newz Marries Their Headlines With The Talking Points Laid Out By The Campaigns...

SNL Has Been Flawless Lately… Seeing Their Highest Ratings In Nearly A Decade.  And W/ Their Instantly Iconic Portrayals Of This Election Season, They Have Been Able To Throw Harder Punches At McCain And His Kooky Supporters Than Obama Could Ever Afford To Do Politically. And It’s All Because Of Episodes Like This...

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