Evan Turner

  • I Don’t Care Who Started It

    I don't want to call it "road rage," but I am an inconsolable wreck constantly on the verge of tears while operating a motor vehicle. ...
  • Great News for Anyone Who Loved Eric Snow for his Voice

    Behind him, Doug Collins' wife sobbed gently into her hands as she realized their children would once again be raised by herself and an empty chair at the dinner table....
  • Phreak Show: Let it Go, Man

    Last week, we discussed "justice," a little. This time, our theme takes a more sympathetic turn, as we put down our hammers and unclench our fists to offer a comforting, yet still frustrated, pat on the shoulder to our topics....