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  • Philly Phanatic Dresses In Drag As Lady Gaga

    April 15, 2010
    HAhahahahhahahahaha…. LOVE IT!! TTLY, Conrad...

  • Miss Tila (Perviously Tila Tiquila) Strips Around L.A. To Promote New Single

    April 15, 2010
    Dear old “friend”, did you have to change your name because you’re such a slut now? Noooooo, you were always a slut… Well, good luck Tila, I hope you sell dozens of whatever clumsy ass auto-tuned club music you’re trying to sell. Honestly, I didn’t even know you made...

  • Tea Party Activists* Target PA’s Arlen Specter

    April 15, 2010
    *Do “activists” protest from beach chairs? I don’t know, but I can NOT start taking these people seriously until they at least stand up!! First of all, these Tea Party people should take 2 days off from Fox News and take a civics class. I mean really F.U.P.A. woman (fat...

  • I Don’t Get It: Is Maggie Gyllenhaal Mainstream Or Indie?

    April 15, 2010
    I mean, she looks indie: tasseled hair, mixed up patterns in her dress and cardigan, weird face, Daria boots. She definitely does NOT look mainstream. However, she keeps doing mainstream things: Batman, getting nominated for an Oscar, Batman. And most startling to me for some reason, she’s only the 2nd...

  • I Don’t Get It: How Is Jessica Simpson Fat?

    April 15, 2010
    No really, I don’t get it. I think she looks good. I mean she looks a bit retarded in that first picture, but she always looked a bit retarded. I mean, wasn’t that always kinda her gimmick? Do people still say gimmick? I’m going to bed… TTLY, Conrad...

  • Springageddon in Philadelphia!!

    April 14, 2010
    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER!!) It’s SPRING y’all!! CLICK BELOW to see some more photos of Spring in Philadelphia…...

  • Which Casually Dressed “Celebrity” (Using That Word Loosely Here) Would You Rather Punch?

    April 14, 2010
    Kristin Cavallari or Paris Hilton? I guess the square black leather purse is HOT this Spring/Summer for the lady that wants to be famous, but has no discernable talent… Anyway, back to the question at hand, I think I’d rather punch Kristin Cavallari, at least Paris had to work (a...

  • Sampan In Gayborhood Gets Newer Gayer Exterior

    April 14, 2010
    Sampan, on 13th street between Walnut and Sansom streets, just got a new exterior, and I LOVE it. Right now, it doesn’t light up at night, however, I bet that’s changing too. Lights behind this wall would make me flip my shit. Sorry, I love when streets in Philadelphia...

  • Morning Y’all…

    April 14, 2010
    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) My allergies are BBAACCKK, and I woke up sneezing immediately and within 5 minutes I had a dumb ass bloody nose… “FUCK you too, Spring!” Aside from all that, I hope you have a wonderful day. TTLY, Conrad...