I wonder what Katy and Dita talked about? I wonder if Lindsay knows that people stopped caring years ago? I wonder if Michelle got any sweet pussy that night? I wonder what I’d do if Jay-Z and Beyonce broke up? I wonder very little about Anne, she’s a bit...

Wanna-be super model, Agyness Deyn, sports her new Britney look at Coachella, hhhmmmm. What’d you all think?… TTLY, Conrad...

Dita Von Teese is a God!! She just gave me a gay boner, there, I said it! Coachella’s bring out ALLLL the dumb-ass celebrities, and there are just too my photos/people to comment on them all, so… What you all think? Anything you find interesting?! Let me know… TTLY,...

According to my Hipster Style Map, Kelly Osbourne’s awkwardly rocking this late 2007 vintage look with hair, that unfortunately, just reminds me of Dame Edna, today, at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA. Poor Kelly, maybe you’re too next level for us, and we’re just not there yet…...

-Weird tense smile -Unmoving brow area -A little bit of fame, and some money and pride to go with it The facts line up to support me, it looks like Kate Gosselin took some money out of one of her eight kids’ college fund to help pay for a...

(CLICK photos to see them LARGER and non-translucent.) Yesterday, I stood outside my work, at 13th and Sansom streets, for about 10 minutes and took tons of photos of people walking through this, truly, GLORIOUS ban of light that streams down Sansom street as the sun sets. This only happens...

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These are photos of an empty-as-hell Charles-de-Gaulle airport in Paris, France today, as flights are indefinitely delayed until the volcanic ash cloud that’s hovering over northern Europe goes away, or the world ends, whichever comes first. TTLY, Conrad...

Anyone like him? I really just don’t get it. TTLY, Conrad...