April 28, 2010
Ok, if you had to guess, how much dick do you think Adam Lambert has sucked since becoming internationally famous, this past year? I mean really, the guy is not that attractive (although he seems to be kinda getting there; he seems a bit more fit). I can just imagine he’s giving crazy blow jobs and handy jays to any dude that so much as smiles his way. Poor Adam, if you just took off those Ugg Boots you might even get a guy to give you a hand jay. Stay strong, lambert, you’ll probably only be “famous” for another year.
TTLY, Conrad
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