• I Don’t Get It: How Is Jessica Simpson Fat?

    No really, I don’t get it. I think she looks good. I mean she looks a bit retarded in that first picture, but she always looked a bit retarded. I mean, wasn’t that always kinda her gimmick? Do people still say gimmick? I’m going to bed… TTLY, Conrad...
  • Springageddon in Philadelphia!!

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER!!) It’s SPRING y’all!! CLICK BELOW to see some more photos of Spring in Philadelphia…...
  • Which Casually Dressed “Celebrity” (Using That Word Loosely Here) Would You Rather Punch?

    Kristin Cavallari or Paris Hilton? I guess the square black leather purse is HOT this Spring/Summer for the lady that wants to be famous, but has no discernable talent… Anyway, back to the question at hand, I think I’d rather punch Kristin Cavallari, at least Paris had to work (a...
  • Sampan In Gayborhood Gets Newer Gayer Exterior

    Sampan, on 13th street between Walnut and Sansom streets, just got a new exterior, and I LOVE it. Right now, it doesn’t light up at night, however, I bet that’s changing too. Lights behind this wall would make me flip my shit. Sorry, I love when streets in Philadelphia...
  • Morning Y’all…

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) My allergies are BBAACCKK, and I woke up sneezing immediately and within 5 minutes I had a dumb ass bloody nose… “FUCK you too, Spring!” Aside from all that, I hope you have a wonderful day. TTLY, Conrad...
  • Katy Perry And Russell Brand In NYC

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) I’m pretty sure Russell Brand still fucking erks me out. I just feel like an En Vogue song is always playing in his head. I mean, those boots, that espresso cup, what? Didn’t Katy Perry write a song about guys like him? I mean,...
  • Lady Gaga’s Crazy Ass Lands In Tokyo

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER) Are those fake Japanese tattoos on her arm? Weird… As my grandmother would say, “God bless’er!” TTLY, Conrad...
  • Phillies Opening Day

    (CLICK photos to see them LARGER and non-translucent) Welcome back!! TTLY, Conrad...
  • Philly Spring Cleanup

    (CLICK photos to see them larger and non-translucent) Philly Spring Cleanup was this past Saturday, did you all participate? While I completely forgot/didn’t care my friend, photographer and Temple senior Alex Frigoletto, documented her day of service, which her lovely self just sent to me to post on Philthy Blog, with...