Two things I thought after watching Lady Gaga and Madonna’s skit on SNL

1. For two crazy dramatic live performers, that skit was mad flat and awkward.

And,

2. Did Lady Gaga really call herself a “music icon”? Really Gaga?! I love you and all but you’ve had one album… Maybe that was the joke.

Besides, I just got out of this really serious decade long iconship with this insecure guy who always insisted he was my voice and would never let me finish. He ended up just thinking I was a gold digger… I just, like, need some time girl… And another hit album or 2.

TTLY, Conrad