Wow. Well I guess when you need a job–and you have 14 kids–you just take any job. Any job, that is, that’s not a real job. All the while holding onto the last flickering seconds of your fifteen minutes, hoping and praying Dancing with the Stars gives you a call and you can relax for a few weeks.

Really though Nadya Suleman? I hope they’re paying you well.

TTLY, Conrad