Justin

  • Kevin Kolb Leaves Philly in a Fit of Insults

    But if you are offended by Kevin's words, just remember that he has a dumb mustache and probably won't amount to anything....
  • Shane Victorino Needs You, Philadelphia

    He is baseball at its Hawaiianest. And he deserves your love....
  • Black Thursday

    There are still faces on the franchise, despite two of them being ripped off; better, uglier faces....
  • Taiwan Destroys Philadelphia

    I can only remember one time that the Joker served me cheesesteaks with extra stink clouds at Geno’s.  But that is totally unfair to portray it like something that happens even when the patrons aren’t on shrooms. Philebrity posted this morning a video from Taiwan that indicates the nation’s disdain for...
  • Analyzing Plaxico Burress’ Hat

    IF WE CAN'T MOVE SOCIETY FORWARD BY LOOKING AT EACH OTHER'S HATS, THEN WE ARE DOOMED....
  • How to React to Chase Utley’s Return

    I can tell you with eerie certainty that he has never looked better. Nor has his wife and dog. In fact, everybody in the Utley household is at the top of their game....
  • Here Comes Soccer

    It's called "Soccer Night in America," and you can't stop it, no matter how much you don't pay attention....
  • Still Alive

    So as the Wells Fargo Center fills with orange and the newly healed Chris Pronger glides around the ice like a flying serial killer, there is a simple philosophy that is set to inspire both of the arena's inhabitants in either sport: A win's a win....
  • Bring Out Your Dead

    The Philly sportscape is on the rise at the moment, but like all good things, it hasn't come without horrifying casualties....