Things I’m Looking Forward To, In Regards To X-Mas…

1. My parents asking me how work is going… at a job I was fired from 2 years ago. 2. Random naps that occur due to over stimulation combined...

1. My parents asking me how work is going… at a job I was fired from 2 years ago.

2. Random naps that occur due to over stimulation combined with unnecessary amounts of food consumption.

3. Being around people who think I dress like a Jonas Brother. 

4. Realizing that not everyone talks sarcastically all the time.

5. Having to explain for the millionth time what a blog is, and why it is a productive use of my time. 

6. Being in a house with tissue boxes in multiple rooms.

7. Being in a house with automatic air fresheners in multiple rooms.

8. Explaining to my family for the millionth time what a vegetarian diet does, and does not, consists of… and why it isn’t just the same thing as organic. 

9. Watching TV with people I haven’t talked to in months.

10. Agreeing with my mom that, yes, “I should go visit my grandparents soon…”

11. Spending quality time with the family dogs.

12. NEW YEAR’S EVE!

TTLY, Conrad

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