Dear Lady Gaga,

How do those shoes(?) work? No, really though, you just wear those to the car then slip into some pink crocs, right? By the way, sorry to hear about...

How do those shoes(?) work? No, really though, you just wear those to the car then slip into some pink crocs, right?

By the way, sorry to hear about the “boarderline positive” Lupus test result. If it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend’s in nursing school and he says that you’d probably have some signs by now if you did have it, like a facial rash, and that you probably won’t develop it. I said that you probably wear enough make up to cover up an entire Leopard colony and who knows what the fuck you’ve got going on under all that, but he said it doesn’t work like that, that make up wouldn’t cover a Lupus rash. So quit worrying. You’re fine!

TTLY, Conrad

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